Day 114: You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches. Dita Von Teese.
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|—||Zelda Fitzgerald (via perfect)|
The Three Little Pigs each tried different methods for finding a job after college. The First Little Pig made his résumé perfect, the Second Little Pig applied to every place he could find, and the Third Little Pig opened another pint of Ben & Jerry’s and cried watching old Nicktoons.